Ron Arbuckle

They got a petri dish of brain cells to play Doom (1993) expertly with just a few electric shocks and an LLM. Zoinks! But even if I quantum entangled us, so we were entangled quantumly, it’s become clear that how I dream of you might not be how you dream of me. I hired Mystery Inc… Jinkies!… to turn this catch-22 into “duck soup”. I won’t let us be raveled into perpetual perplexity. For twenty bucks and some Scooby Snacks, we made the science say what we wanted. We ripped off the mask of my ego and even the meddling kids and their stupid dog can see,  it’s as simple as firing neurons to again fall in love with me. 

Ron lives in Oklahoma with his wife & two kids on their family farm. After secretly writing it for his wife, Ron recently self-published his debut novel, A Matter of Design, and is currently working on a second while exploring poetry and other short forms of literary expression.

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